Many of you
may know that John Oldham (whose namesake descendent is a member of Wethersfield's very
own men’s garden club) was the leader of the “Ten Adventurers” who founded our central Connecticut town in 1634.
But what none of you are aware of is the true story of why these brave
explorers transplanted themselves from their homes in the Massachusetts Bay
Colony to the unsettled land of "Quinnehtukqut".
The Massachusetts
Bay Colony (or MaBaCo) as its residents referred to it was settled by a bunch
of English folks who sailed across the pond from Southampton to Plymouth in two
waves – in 1623 on the Mayflower and 1630 on the Arbella. They all were Puritans (believers who wanted
to “purify” the Church of England of its Catholic tendencies) – but the
Mayflower travelers wanted to cleanse the church from within
(”Non-Separatists”), while those on the Arbella (“Separatists”) wished to
totally leave the C of E and strike out on their own.
Much
theological turmoil ensued. Or so we all
were taught. But that was only part of
the story.
For
traveling with each of these groups was a third faction of religious rebels who
not only wished to sever all ties to the Church of England, but to establish a
totally new religion based upon the horticultural teachings of God beginning
with the book of Genesis. They were known in religious circles as “Garden-ists”
– and John Oldham and his band of Adventurers were its leaders. The place within which they chose to sow
their Garden of Eden was – you guessed it – a six-mile tract along the Quinnehtukqut
River, which we now call Wethersfield.
Now a
full-frontal assault on Puritan values would clearly fail. So in order to disguise their true intentions
Oldham and his merry men called themselves “The Gentlemen’s Congregation for
the Advancement of Floriculture in Wethersfield.” Among themselves they called the group
Wethersfield’s Theological Farmers or “WTF”
To
determine the primary crop around which this sect would rally Oldham, et al.
looked of course to the scriptures – wherein, on their first two random
searches, they found:
Numbers
11:5 “We remember the fish we ate in
Egypt that cost nothing, the cucumbers, the melons, the leeks, the onions, and the garlic.”
Isaiah
1:18 “Come now, and let us reason
together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.”
And, as
clearly directed by their Lord, they chose as the object of their horticultural
homage what came to be called the Wethersfield Red Onion.
Minor
setbacks occurred – such as the death in 1636 of Oldham resulting in the Pequot
War, the annihilation of the tribe, and ultimately the appearance of a
casino.
Other
members of the original Gentlemen’s Society also dropped off over the years but
the organization continued to attract gathered new members – all the while
staying off the Puritan radar screen.
However, as often happens in such cults, as time went on the religious
fervor of the new WTF-ers waned and more secular interest took over. Not coincidentally this change in emphasis
occurred as the red onion became “The” major cash crop that drove the town’s
economy.
During the
17th, 18th and early 19th centuries one of the most important industries in
Wethersfield was the cultivation of the Red Onion. Thousands of ropes of onions were shipped
yearly down the Connecticut River to the West Indies where sugar plantation
owners made it an important part of the diet of their enslaved workers as the
onions are rich in vitamin C. Onions were traded for sugar, salt, tea, coffee,
spices and molasses from which New Englanders made rum. Merchant ships that
carried that cargo were built by local shipbuilders, often in partnership with
residents of nearby towns.
As many as
500 local residents were involved in onion cultivation. One-third of
Wethersfield’s onion producers were women, referred to as “onion maidens.” Most
onion maidens worked in the fields for other growers. Some however, grew and
sold their own crops. And a few women acted as agents not only for themselves,
but also for other onion growers, including men. In 1774 Alexandria Frazier
shipped 6,782 ropes of onions on behalf of 41 workers, 7 of them women. The
onions even became a form of currency within the town. In 1764 Wethersfield
leaders levied taxes to build what is now the First Church of Christ
meetinghouse. Many residents paid in the form of onions, making it known as
“the church that onions built.”
The
prevalence of the Onion Maidens and the lack of religious fervor of its new members
reduced the club’s sphere of influence.
Then in May of 1781, word spread that General George Washington and French
General Jean Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur, comte de Rochambeau were to meet
again at Wethersfield to confirm the joining of their forces outside New York
for a possible attack on the center of British power in America.
And the Theological
Farmers decided to welcome the generals with a red carpet of Wethersfield’s
preeminent crop – because WTF!
Unfortunately a light rain fell onto the onion-skin rug making it too
slippery to negotiate. Washington went
down first with Rochambeau falling on top of him.
The Garden-ists
tried to laugh it off by saying that the town could now advertise that “George
Washington slipped here!” – but the rest of the village failed to see the humor
and future value to its tourist trade.
The organization wisely disbanded
Fifty years
later the combination of a blight known as pinkroot and the end of the
plantation system in the West Indies in the 1830s signaled the end of the reign
of the red onion. Tobacco and garlic supplanted the onion crop.
Wethersfield transitioned to cultivating seed for the newly settled West.
By that
time, even though there were many Wethersfield Tobacco Farmers in the village,
The Gentlemen’s Congregation for the Advancement of Floriculture in
Wethersfield had deliberately faded from the collective memory of the
town. And it was only by the sheerest
luck that I came across the documents upon which this tale is based – many of
which may actually be historically accurate.