So, Mars and I
have another skunk residing on our property – or at least frequenting it. This is not an unusual occurrence – there has
probably been at least one onsite sighting every year that we’ve been at this
location.
One time
Nicole Marie – the Labrador Retriever who lived with us at that time – got
sprayed as the four of us were enjoying a sundown saunter around the
premises. Another time I walked into my
backyard early one weekend morning and found a black and white swarm of Kits
competing for breakfast around a long-suffering looking mom. I called the Human
Society who offered me some Have-a-Heart traps with which I could encage the
little critters and then drive them myself to another location. Or I could hope that the experience was more
terrifying for them than it was for me and thus they would relocate to a
different den. I chose the latter
option.
None of our
other encounters have been of the “close kind”.
I should
explain that our place of residence is in a 1940s suburban neighborhood with
basically no open land immediately in the area except for a public park about
one quarter mile away and the beginnings of a bicycle trail diagonally across
the street – i.e., not exactly the wilderness.
We do however,
oddly enough, have a functioning storm drain in the innermost corner of our
acreage. It came with the house when we
bought it and we didn’t really discover its presence until a year or so into
our residency when I happened to be pruning the bushes in that section which
also came with the land. We now are
considered to be living in a flood plain as a result a 2007 reclassification of
wetlands that FEMA performed throughout the country after Hurricane Katrina’s
attack on New Orleans revealed a significant dearth of flood insurance in most
areas. This sewer however probably
predates that storm by at least sixty years.
Anyway this
time of year the bushes are quite thick and the drain offers a quick
underground escape hatch so it is not surprising that a nocturnal creature who
finds such a set up appealing would be hanging around here.
We first saw
the black-and-white weasel rummaging around our bird feeders which are also
located near a less dense but relatively sheltered perennial bed anchored by a
hydrangea of significant size. The
shrubbery provides shelter for the bird and squirrel hunting cats of the
neighborhood one of whom caught a totally unawares tree rodent in this spot a
few months back – the first such cat-versus-squirrel carnage that we have
actually witnessed in our thirty-six years of watching out the family room
window.
Each time
we’ve seen it we’ve been pulling into the driveway in the dark of night and our
car’s headlights highlit the almost pure white undulations in the
underbrush. Sometimes it stopped and
stared at us and then waddled away towards the aforementioned section of our
property. Other times its has
immediately turned tail and ran in the opposite direction.
But my most
recent confrontation occurred in the portion of our backyard leading to the
skunk’s presumed lodging place – on one corner of which I store my birdseed in
aluminum barrels. I was making my
nightly trip to fill the feeders when the skunk and I startled each other. It was exploring the space between three
white pine trees that I am nurturing for indeterminate reasons in small plastic
buckets. The skunk looked up at the
exact same moment that I looked down. Startled, we both recoiled and froze in
place.
Unconsciously I must have
remembered the “Four S’s” for survival should you meet a rattlesnake that Mars
and I learned on an Elderhostel trip to Arizona: stop, scan the area for other
predators, step back, and scram.
Apparently the skunk had been taught exactly the same survival
strategies.
After a rest
period, during which I brought Mars out to see (from a distance) who I had run
into on my little backyard walk I continued my trip to the metal birdseed
containers next to the skunk’s departure point where, with much noise and
commotion, I retrieved the necessary comestibles for our other yard pets – some
of which probably also ends up in the stomach of the uninvited skunk.
Since that
evening I’ve moved up my feeder filling time by about thirty minutes in hopes
of completing my tasks before our odorous guest begins it’s nightly food quest.
And I make as much metallic and other
noise as I can without (hopefully) disturbing my next-door neighbors peace and
quiet.
We have not
met again but I imagine seeing our black-and-white yard pet every time I look
at our flowerbeds and bushes.
Apropos of
which, two nights ago Mars and I went to "foodie" event at a local
contemporary arts organization. Real ArtWays food-as-art inspired “Taste” series featured an episode from the
French-made film collection “Inventing Cuisine” followed by tasting plates
prepared by one of the area’s most popular local chefs.
Our repast
included the vegetable mosaic “gargouillou”, and the monk fish and black olive
oil “l’ombre et lumiere” (“light and dark”) dishes made famous by food legend
Michel Bras, and recreated here by On20 executive chef Jeffrey Lizotte and his
staff.
The movie
focused on the creative process of Chef Bras who attempts to recreate the
look of his local landscape in the dishes he prepares. L’ombre et lumiere was the result of his musings on the shadows of the clouds.
Since our
current backyard scenery also has a light and dark component to it I am
thinking maybe I should try a similar culinary feat on my own Weber charcoal
grill. And because my cooking philosophy
is based more on Danish Existentialist Soren Kierkegaard’s “leap of faith” than
the tenets of any Epicurean thinker – I am absolutely certain that I can pull it off.
I’ll just
arrange an assortment of local greens on a white dinner plate for the
background. Then I will open up a beer –
and put another skunk on the barbie.
Voila!
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