99 words about Nothing

"I see nothing on Doppler radar." said the television meteorologist.
He didn't say "I don't see anything" or "Not much of anything to see on Doppler tonight" -
but instead "I see NOTHING."

It kind of makes you think.

If astronomers had Doppler then they could see exactly where the universe is coming from - or going to.

If philosophers had Doppler they would know whether nothing is the total absence of everything or a special form of something

But most importantly, if men had Doppler they'd know what was bothering women when they said "nothing". Now that would be something!